A Bougie Rubes' Momentary Delusions.

The inner machinations of a middle-class peasant.

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the tales we tell define who we are.

current delusion

  • hierarchy of corn

    1. corn off the cob, smothered in pepper, butter, and salt 2. trader joe’s frozen corn, SIPB&S obvi 3. frozen corn from other inferior places, SIPB&S 4. movie theater popcorn 5. regular microwaved popcorn 6. canned corn, SIPB&S i said what i said

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  • my horror movie

    if i were ever attacked by a zombie or something, i would just like punch them in the throat like why scream and get scared? just punch, say “nah, i’m good. you can lay back down” then run

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previous delusions

random things that may rotate, idk, i just work here

Slow Cooker Coca-cola Ham

  • 1 (8 to 9-pound) fully cooked, bone-in spiral cut ham
  • 1 (12-ounce) can cola , Coke or Dr Pepper work well
  • 1 cup firmly packed brown sugar, divided
  • 1 teaspoon ground mustard
  • 1/4 teaspoon black pepper

Cook this in a slow cooker for like 5 hours or something. You can Google the recipe but you just kinda rub the cola and the brown sugar slurry on the ham. I am not being very thorough with this, so you should Google it. It’s pretty tasty.

please talk to me.

ramen

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